Love is the Law
I once heard a story,
a story about this guy,
he lived a long time ago
down in Palestine,
yeah mm, it was down in Palestine.
He walked upon the water,
and preached from the mount.
He helped a lot of people,
drove their demons out.
I also heard it mentioned
that he raised people from the dead,
while some women gave him head,
yeah mm, some women gave him head.
He spoke of the law,
the highest law of all,
that love is the law,
yeah mm, love is the law.
He said:
Make love with all your enemies,
make love with all your foes,
make love with your neighbour,
make love like a dog,
yeah mm, make love with your rod.
Make love with all them moslems,
make love with all them jews,
make love with the Buddha and all of his crew,
yeah mm, let me see you screw.
He spoke of our fall,
he spoke of our loss,
for that he had to die,
they hung him on the cross,
yeah mm, they hung him on the cross.
And when they whipped him cross
his back he screamed in delight:
Make love with all the animals,
make love with all the plants,
the birds in the sky
and the mammals in the sea,
be obscene!
Put a bread up your anus
and a fish down your throat.
Then you’ll see the light, feel delight,
oh yeah mm, be a light!
To make love with them all,
redemption of our fall,
cause love is the law,
the highest law of all,
yeah mm, love is the law.
And when they drove nails
through his garment of flesh,
he quikly crossdressed,
yeah mm, he quikly crossdressed.
And then he started to sing:
Baby take me higher,
baby take me lower,
come on, hit me one more time.
Baby take me higher,
baby take me lower,
go slower,
go faster,
go harder,
go deeper,
go softer,
right there,
on the spot,
oh yeah mm,
turn me on,
turn me round,
turn me upside down,
make me twist,
make me burn,
make me shivver,
make me tremble,
make me rock and make me roll,
make me glow,
make thy kingdom come!
Oh yeah baby,
oh yeah baby,
oh yeah baby,
its been fulfilled.
And then the sky cracked open
and a heavenly voice was heard,
it was like a waterfall:
Love is the law,
the highest law of all,
yeah mm,
love is the law.
And then this one voice
was joined by thousands of other voices
on earth as well as in heaven,
all proclaiming that:
Love is the law,
the highest law of all,
yeah mm,
love is the law.
Always remember all of his sayings
and all of his good deeds,
and always remember to obey the law,
or else you’ll end up in hell, you bastards!
En tekst av: Ole Mads Vevle